Posted by: Nick and Ted
HAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO EUROPE (and Australia)!!!
It is that time of year again where the entire Continent (and Australia) gathers together in the name of peace, love and whisky.
This year six nations will be competing to take out the 2018 EuroWaffle Whisky Contest, pitting talent, taste and Continental good looks against each other in the world’s most dram-atic contest. As usual, the night will be conducted with the highest integrity, with whiskies judged on their merit rather than for cheap political advantage.
This year the contest will be held in the country of Chapelonia, which stunned the world last year with their winning entry My Hipsters Don’t Lie performed by bearded sensation Andreai. Amongst the crowd will be several past winners, including Lordi (devils for a dram), Conchita (maker of Bearded Lady Moonshine), Alexander Rybak (who matures spirit in his violins) and those old ladies from Russia (you can make more than just bread with barley).
To get into the spirit of the night, the audience is encouraged to slip into their best Eurovision-inspired attire; there may even be a prize for the best dressed!
Tickets for EuroWaffle cost $40 and are available HERE or at trybooking.com. This will cover six European whiskies and cheese platters.
So come along and help us celebrate goodwill between nations and petty political point scoring while Eurovision provides us the perfect excuse to drink obscure European whiskies while dressed up as ABBA.
What: Whisky Waffle Presents: EuroWaffle
When: Saturday the 12th of May at 7.30pm
Where: The Chapel, Burnie
Who: The people of Europe
Why: Because Australia is part of Europe (apparently)